I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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