At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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