my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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