She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I have already put on my inside pants.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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