I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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