it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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