i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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