She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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