just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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