just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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