Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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