Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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