Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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