Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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