Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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