i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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