sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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