I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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