I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Its about making memories worth repressing
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I love having hate sex.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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