Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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