We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
the raccoons are back...
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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