dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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