is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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