Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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