was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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