The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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