I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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