if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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