everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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