would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
My vagina is very pro this idea
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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