Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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