Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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