yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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