I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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