Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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