So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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