I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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