I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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