Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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