i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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