Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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