My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Randomize
