Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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