Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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