the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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