So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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