For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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