She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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