you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
There are leaves in my underwear?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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