I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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