I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Congratulations! We have a period
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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