dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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