everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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