We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
